St Peter & THe Pearly Gates

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered."On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the SH*T out of all of you!"St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"" Couple of minutes ago."